Monthly Archives: April 2010 Feeling stressed? Have a chemistry teacher who doesn’t speak English? Have the impulse to consume 8 shots of espresso in one sitting? Close your eyes and listen to this song. Just Breathe. It will all be OK. You are amazing, brilliant and fully capable. Just Breathe. Oh….but don’t forget to eat something too. Last month...  WOW. The past few days have been mania. It concerns me greatly that my neighbors haven’t called the cops on me yet. They should have. It probably sounded like I was dying over here. Lots of muffled and unmuffled screaming. Lots of blood pounding in my brain. I’m in a rage, and armed with my...  The cafe I work at celebrated its 16th year in business last night! Yahoo! And I stupidly volunteered as the cupcake girl. It’s just that I have the tendency to go overboard a bit. You want a hundred cupcakes? How about three hundred?! You want one flavor? Nahh…I’m gonna whip up about twenty different varieties....  To some people comfort food is a big bar of dark chocolate, a bowl of mashed potatoes, handfuls of carob coated raisins, or globs of Chinese Food. For me, it has always been pudding. If I’m crying hysterically or hyperventilating from my frequent anxiety attacks, just hand me a big container of Cozy Shack. Any...  When a waiter presents me with something free and then says “compliments of the chef”….I blush. I lift my feet up in the air (under the table of course), duck my head a bit, grin like a fool, start clapping as subtly as if I were praying…and make funny little noises of delight. This causes...  The winner of this fantabulous ring/weapon is Emily!!!! Congratufreakinlations!!! Just gimme gimme gimme your email address in the comments section of this page, and I will send this cutie to you ASAP! I kept my promise to those of you who entered the competition. I now carry the burden of every single one of those... |
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