No Man Would Get Her Down

There was once a mysterious girl from Denver

Who loved all things sparkly and filled with splendor

A lover flew her to Switzerland

Where he promised to meet her and take her hand

But alas he was nowhere in sight

And this girl was exhausted after a long and tortuous flight

She waited and prayed

That there was a damn good reason her man had been delayed

But the hotter the sun became

The more she realized that she was being played

Well! This woman was strong, proud and glorious

She grabbed her suitcase and decided to banish her sudden joylessness

No man would get her down

Especially one with famously hideous eyebrows

She triumphantly opened her umbrella

Surveyed the land And went on her way to find that nasty fella

The plan? Remind him what he could have had…

And then smack him with the backside of her lovely hand

All pictures were taken by Evan Lentz. I toned many muscles as his assistant…and after using spit and my thumb to rid dirt from the gorgeous model’s face, I was then dubbed “set mom”.