Category Archives: Entree

Pass the Flame

Anyone who tells you that running a business with your romantic partner is a good idea….. well they’re lying to you. Fibbing through their sharp little teeth, they are surely experiencing a sort of internal ruckus, which of course you cannot hear. Perhaps they are sadistic and humming this song in their funny brains or […]

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Magnetized

Although Brad Pitt makes it appear effortless and godly, fly fishing is painfully awkward. I have organized my very strong argument with a list of reasons. Please provide me with more. 1. The Outfits. They must be clammy. Lord knows if anyone ever rinses the river slime and bacteria from them. The hunky fishermen probably […]

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Obsession

I really should just throw in the towel. I should clear my drawers of forks and knives, boldly dumping them into an empty pillow case. I should load a produce box with my chipped pie dishes, warped strainers and recently neglected cake pans. I should donate my cookie sheets, rolling pin, and fancy steamer. Maybe […]

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The Most

As each school year comes to an end, many young students are awarded certificates by their instructors. These pieces of paper are large and fancy; perfect for enthusiastic parents to have professionally framed. They announce to the world that their child is the: “Funniest”, “Kindest”, “Best Actor” or “Most likely to rule the universe.” However, […]

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The Revolutionary

My grandmother used her cast iron skillet for just about everything. Potatoes- Amen. Steak- Hallelujah. Thick Omelets- Oh Lordy. But when she whipped up grilled cheese sandwiches on chilly afternoons, I was certain the angels had sent her to me. Something so indulgent as rich, oozing cheese….enveloped by thick slices of bread, should never be […]

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