Category Archives: Gluten-Free

Country Charm

When a country girl sweetly requests a ride into the city, she’s not trying to be cute. Her intention isn’t to steal your heart or dine with your family. A country girl is anything but incabable. She can rope a hundred cattle in a row and ride a horse bareback. Yes, a country girl is […]

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Pass the Flame

Anyone who tells you that running a business with your romantic partner is a good idea….. well they’re lying to you. Fibbing through their sharp little teeth, they are surely experiencing a sort of internal ruckus, which of course you cannot hear. Perhaps they are sadistic and humming this song in their funny brains or […]

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A Dirty Trick

It is rainy and gross. Slushy ice coats the hoods of cars as they drive by. Robins hide away with their speckled eggs. The thick fog hides the towering, prehistoric mountains. Yesterday it was sweltering hot and my eyeballs got so sunburned that I am still having trouble blinking. Where did spring go? The dirty […]

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Dirt in the Eyes

My hair is whipping in the wind and dust has been blown into my eyes, causing dirt to gather right in that little pocket area of my tear duct. My arm hair is fluttering and the goosebumps are becoming painful. Getting curious yet? The water in my toilet bowl is literally sloshing around. The indoor […]

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Magnetized

Although Brad Pitt makes it appear effortless and godly, fly fishing is painfully awkward. I have organized my very strong argument with a list of reasons. Please provide me with more. 1. The Outfits. They must be clammy. Lord knows if anyone ever rinses the river slime and bacteria from them. The hunky fishermen probably […]

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