Category Archives: reviews

Pass the Flame

Anyone who tells you that running a business with your romantic partner is a good idea….. well they’re lying to you. Fibbing through their sharp little teeth, they are surely experiencing a sort of internal ruckus, which of course you cannot hear. Perhaps they are sadistic and humming this song in their funny brains or […]

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The Most

As each school year comes to an end, many young students are awarded certificates by their instructors. These pieces of paper are large and fancy; perfect for enthusiastic parents to have professionally framed. They announce to the world that their child is the: “Funniest”, “Kindest”, “Best Actor” or “Most likely to rule the universe.” However, […]

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The Devil Wears Velvet

I have never understood Red Velvet or the fanatics that lust over it. Why does this cake have such a cult following? Perhaps it’s not the cake itself, but the heavenly Cream Cheese Frosting that has people fooled. Heck, that stuff is good on anything. Plop it on a piece of fried chicken and I […]

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Definitely Worth It

Wind is a magical thing. It motivates change by agitating and knocking things around a bit. It makes straight hair curly. It inspires unexpected kisses. And it keeps hungry birds away so that you can pick cherries without getting your eye balls plucked from their sockets. Magical, really. While most sane people were seeking refuge […]

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Beautiful Chameleons

Good music is hard to come by in this very inconveniently placed town that is Boulder. Sure, we have Denver….but what artist in their right mind travels way out of their way to tour in one of the lamest cities of all time? Very few. Or just people who have bad booking agents. When a […]

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